Death by Hippo

Hippo as a cartoon figure and as a psycho killer

Hippos are cute in cartoons
but not so in real life

they kill about 500 people per year
some think as high as 3,000

they’re not exactly dear
how is it cute becomes deadly

are they just perennilly pissed off
or natural born animal psychopaths

I don’t know what the answer is
I’m not an expert in hippo psychology

and thank God I’ll never have to meet one

Bob Boyd

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