In case you’re brave or fool enough
to roam through the forests of Michigan
where Dogmen are said to breed like rabbits
and danger lurks behind every fir tree,
be sure to bring some Dogman Spray™ with you.
And not to get commercial, but I sell it,
$29.99 a can (plus tax and shipping fees).
Call 1-800-DOG-MANS and get yours today.
Bob Boyd