Dogman Sightings

Hiker offering Dogman dog food in hopes he'll spare his life

Supposedly there have been Dogman
sightings all over the U S of A.
But they favor three states:
Ohio, Michigan, and Wisconsin.
They’re bipedal. Up to 8 feet tall.
Muscular like a linebacker.
Dog-like heads with high pointed ears.
Sometimes they prowl in corn fields,
maybe corn is a staple for them.
And if you’re ever in any of their haunts,
be sure to bring some dog food,
like Kibbles ‘n Bits,
in case you encounter one and
want to get on its good side.

Bob Boyd

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